Pet peeves...

I am not a very tolerant person, tiny things annoy me to the point where my blood pressure raises until I get to the point of screaming uncontrollably at the source of the annoyance.

Today's annoyance is the intern. He sits in the cube across from mine...And today he is slurping something...Not sure what, but every 2 1/2 seconds he slurps. And it is not just a little slurp, it is long drawn out, over exaggerated slurping...Seriously I am about ready to jump through the cube wall and dump whatever liquid treat he is eating all over his stupid intern head! ARUGH!

Sorry...I just have no patience for annoyances in the office. You know really, have some office etiquette, we all work in a very tiny space, be courteous, don't play your radio loud enough for your cube neighbor to hear, it is great that you love listening to the easy listening channel during the day, but some of us are not fans of the soothing sounds of Kenny G, and if I hear that stupid Rod Steward song, "Having a Party" one more time, I am going to rip the radio out of the wall and smash it at your feet!

However annoying hearing the radio of my cube neighbors may be, slurping really is much worse, that and sniffing...Go blow your damn nose! Don't sit there all day sucking snot back up into your head! No one is impressed with the sucking power of your nostrils! It is gross, so please go blow your nose.

Most everyone at least once or twice a week someone comments on how I have in headphones at least 80% of the day...Really what choice to I have?! It is either wear headphones or go postal...And really I would much rather just sit at my desk in my own world than be featured on the nightly news!