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Thursday, July 13

general complaints

nothing is really going on today, i have a chiropractor appointment and a dentist appointment this afternoon...fun stuff.

but really i am just writing to vent about some general things that are annoying me today...

1. loud people, but not just any old loud people, people who are loud for the sole purpose of letting others hear how cool they are. we don't care loud people who think they are cool, and we don't want to hear about your craptastic life, no one cares...you are just loud and annoying...we laugh behind your backs, mocking not only your loudness, but also you so not coolness, get over yourselves and close your office door!

2. talking in general. i don't like you, and i don't want to talk to you. when my back is turned, and i am looking away from you, please take this as a sign that i don't want to talk to you...if my responses are just, 'uh-uh' or, 'that is interesting'...i am not interested and you are boring me...walk away from my cube!

3. people who lie to fit into the group. first of all, we are not that dumb. you can't come over here, cry poor to those of us that actually are poor and think we might for a second believe you and decided to let you into the group. second of all, after you cry poor to us, don't proceed to talk loudly in your office about the time share in aspen you plan to buy that is going to cost anywhere from a quarter of a million to a million dollars...yeah again cause you are so poor...whatever, liar. you don't fit into the group, and not just because of your size! ;-)

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