redneck proof...

I never doubted that the grammatically incorrect co-worker was not a redneck, but somedays I did doubt the extent of her redneckishness. Well readers have no fear, she proved herself to be 100% white trash today!!

A friend of hers had a baby on Monday...while talking to another co-worker about the name of the baby, she (the grammatically incorrect co-worker) went on to talk about what she plans to name her trashy offspring....

In the footsteps of the white trash Goddess Britney Spears...the grammatically incorrect co-worker plans to name her son, Jayden. Spelled the same way and everything...

It was really hard for me to not say anything, so I added a sarcastic, awwww...just like Britney!!! That is so sweet...
The sarcasm was of course lost on my co-worker...she failed to see the humor in any part of the situation.
And of course to further her kids redneckishness...she plans to call him JD...where does the D come from you ask? Of course from his middle name of...wait for it...Scott?! Right, I have no idea either...but regardless her future kid will be called JD minus the initial D in his name.