oh my god, i am fucking old!

it is friday night, i am in sweats and a longsleeved teeshirt, doing my dishes at 6:30. as i was putting away the dry dishes i noticed some kids running up and down the street throwing a football...the first thought that came to my head (no freaking lie), was, "damn hooligans". what?! great i am like a cranky 90 year old man! getting old sucks...i shouldn't be thinking things like "damn hooligans" at my age.
i am not even 30 yet!