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Monday, September 18

Violated

My bike was stolen...wow that sentence really makes me feel like a loser. I am the poor pathetic kid who gets beat up by the schoolyard bully and has their bike stolen, only I am almost 30...and my bike was stolen off my back porch by what I can only assume was a juveinile deliquent. The cop just left my house, I reported it...but I waived my right to press charges should they find the person who is riding around on my kick arse bike!

It is a girls bike...seriously, the loser really must look stupid. There is always hope that it could be found, but who knows...

The worst part is that I feel violated. The bike as many of you know was parked on the back porch, right next to the back door...any one who stole the bike could look right into my house through that door.

The funny part, yes amazingly there is a funny part, Grande's bike was in front of mine, and his was not stolen, they threw it on the ground to get access to my bike. They also threw some shovels and a rake into the side of the yard.

My neighbor told us that a few weeks ago there were some delinquent teenagers 'casing' the neighborhood, apparently they were walking up and down the sides of the houses on my block. On my block there lives the township commisioner for my district, and a PO. They caught the kids and called the cops...all of this is on record. Since we just found this out, Grande is calling the cop back that was just at the house to fill him in on this latest development in the saga that is my bike theft.

Wish me luck...I will keep you all posted on any news.

5 Comments:

At 7:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How shitty! That's terrible, but yet kinda funny that Grande's bike was tossed haphazardly to the side....sorry for laughing but its a funny mental image! Hopefully the police will be able to help but I wouldn't hold my breath....

 
At 9:29 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

as if I needed even more of a reminder that my bike isn't so hot -- it isn't even worth stealing. :-(

 
At 11:42 AM, Blogger C said...

right i am not holding my breath...there is always a good chance it could be found. we were able to provide a model number, and two distinct features of the bike. also it was within 24 hours...the bike was there as of sunday afternoon around 4pm, Grande was up that night until about 1:30, and heard nothing...we discovered it missing around 5:30 Monday night...so hopefully there is some hope! :-)

Sorry grande that your bike wasn't worth stealing. If you want I can 'steal' it just to make you feel better about it?! ;-)

 
At 1:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey- that was going to be my idea!!! I was planning on it "disappearing" next time I visited! Just ruin my fun!
Poor Grande...to think they just tossed your bike aside to get to Corie's...what a sad day for your bike.

 
At 3:53 PM, Blogger Vlad said...

"The funny part, yes amazingly there is a funny part, Grande's bike was in front of mine, and his was not stolen..."

Generally delinquents don't steal bikes with training wheels...

 

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