Fun Facts: Things I dislike

I was stuck in some very dull meetings all day, there was a lot of extra time for my mind to wander...and I was thinking how much I dislike being stuck in dull meetings...and it made me think of all the other things I really dislike...

Dislikes:

1. Rabbits
They are creepy. There is something distrubing about their beady little eyes...I feel like they are plotting to take over the human race, turning us into their pets, luring us into cages with big bacon cheese burgers...(or something equivalent). Regardless of how they lure us, they still give me the creeps. And they have unnatural tails...all puffy and fluffy...gives me the chills just thinking about them.

2. Steely Dan
The soothing jazz styles of Donald Fagen and that other freak sound like finger nails on a chalk board to me. Actually no it is worse than that, it is more the sound of a fork scraping across a plate, words cannot convey how horrific that sound is to me...it gives me more than chills, it actually hurts. It is also kind of like when you accidentally hit a tooth with a fork or some other kind of metal object, wow, that is a freaky sensation!
So anyway, back to Steely Dan...that freak Donald, had to go and make a solo album this year (or last, whatever...it is played on the radio all the freaking time!)...just when I thought I had heard the last of them! What is the point of making a solo album anyway, if it is just going to sound the same as the crap you made as a band?! I don't get that...isn't the point of the solo album to let your individual shit shine?! Not to make the same craptastic music you made as part of a band!

3. The Red Hot Chili Peppers
They freak me out. I once had a dream that they (the band) held me hostage on a ship to outerspace. Flea stood near me, in a diaper, and pet my head during the entire flight.
Oh, and their music sucks.

4. Man sandals
Men shouldn't wear sandals, it just looks weird, their feet are too big and hairy! My bosses husband (he also works for the company) was in the meetings where I was trapped today, wearing man sandals, and I just kept thinking how strange it is for men to wear sandals. How do they even decide to shop for them? Flip-flops, sure. That is different, anyone can wear a f-f...they are so easy to get away with...hell I wear them all the time. But man sandals are just plain strange.

5. My job
Sure, I know I say this all the time, but this time I really mean it. I don't like my job, but it isn't even so much my job...it is the work that I do. I don't like it. Never have. I have just been sticking it out waiting for something better to come along. Well, damnit, it is going on 6 years of waiting it out...and so far, nothing better has come along. And seriously I am down to less than a year before I turn 30! My butt needs to get into gear and get the hell out of here. Wish me luck. If my plan goes according to plan (huh?!), I am hoping to (fingers crossed!), put my two weeks in on Monday, the 28th. And by plan, I mean, if I don't chicken out. :-)