why?

why is it everytime some one comes to my desk with a work related issue my browser window always freezes up?! then i have to sit there like and idiot and quickly try to fix the situation without accidentally opening the minimized window of imdb.com's coming soon movies...
meanwhile my face has turned bright red and i can feel sweat forming in places it shouldn't form...

why is it everytime the community water at work tastes like it has come out of a hose i am the only person who notices?! i took a big drink this morning to try and swallow down my two day old expired allegra and gagged on the most horrid tasting water i have expierenced in a long time...
in between my gags i asked if anyone else had had the water, the responses were all the same and basically implied that i am dillusional, the water is fine...