And now for today...something I have never done!

This morning something happened to me, or rather I did something that I have never done before...

I spilled coffee, nope that is not new, the new part is where the coffee spilled...down my shirt! Some how while drinking coffee this morning, I managed to miss my mouth spilling coffee down the front of my shirt, and since my shirt is lower cut than some, it missed most of my shirt and found its way down my shirt into my cleavage and onto my bra! (when I move around I can smell coffee coming out of my cleavage - not a sentence I ever thought I would type!) The only thing I can say is the part of my shirt where some coffee did land is brown, however, my pink bra now has some decent sized coffee stains!

I am not new to spilling things in odd places...once when opening a container of yogurt, I used to much force and sprayed yogurt all over my glasses and in my hair!

Years ago I accidentally spit coffee (oh yes, spit as in out of my mouth!) on a soon to be in-law at a dinner table, then proceeded to have an asthma attack from all the laughter.

As a kid (about age 9 or so), I tripped walking through a sliding glass door, unfortunantly I was carrying a big bowl of salad. Salad parts were thrown all across my grandparents porch...the family still likes to bring this up at parties!

At girl scout camp when I was about 7 I spilled an entire gallon of iced tea...wouldn't have been so bad, except it was summer, and it attracted bees. We had to pack up camp and end our picnic.

Before being asked to not come back to church, I spilled an entire cup of hot chocolate on a stack of bibles. I think they took that as a sign, a few weeks later they told my parents I was a distraction to the other children and said it would be best if I didn't come back.

As you can see I am pretty messy...or clumsy...which ever, but regardless, I am usually a disaster to be around. But until today, my boobs (or should I say mumbles!) had been safe from this chaos, now they too have discovered the wrath of C the Clumsy! (I am tired and not creative enough to come up with anything else!)